2011 BRUINS HOST HABS

Let's start with the bad, well, ugly. The Red Sox(now, brace yourself) are 1-7 to start the season. Sad, gross, is it a lie? No. They can hit or pitch. The bullpen stinks, the starters are worse and they leave men on base. They got swept in Texas, got swept by the putrid Indians, then split two with the NY Skanks thus far. Francona must be biting his nails and chewing extra chew. The Celtics, well, they stink too. In a test of who's the beast of the East, the Celtics failed. They lost to Chicago and then Miami this week. Thus, we all know the green team is a sham. They will likely be the #3 seed, whoop the Knicks or 76ers, then get beat by Miami. Let's turn to jolly news. The Bruins finished the season with the 2nd fewest amount of goals allowed, Thomas broke the all time record for save percentage and their are 5 Bruins players with a plus 25 rating! Now, the Bruins will host the their arch rival in the Habs starting Thursday. The team thought they'd finish #2 but it didn't happen. The team blew a 3-0 lead to NYR and lost 5-3, beat the Isles and Sens, and then rested guys and lost 3-2 today. Regular season over. Now it's time for the real season. Go Bruins!